DEAR FRIENDS, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR WALLET....STAY AWAY FROM TARGET RIGHT NOW. THEY HAVE A NEW LINE OF THINGS CALLED "LIBERTY FROM LONDON" AND IT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD DARLING, VINTAGE, CUTE, PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, UNIQUE, CREATIVE AND WONDERFUL!!!! STAY AWAY, I TELL YOU!!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN TURN ONE CORNER WITHOUT ANOTHER AMAZING THING CALLING OUT TO YOU. FINALLY LAST NIGHT, AFTER ROUNDING ANOTHER BEND, I HAD TO START TALKING OUT LOUD AND THERE WERE SOME MEN WITH RED SHIRTS STANDING RIGHT THERE, LOOKING AT ME LIKE I ESCAPED THE MENTAL WARD, but i didn't care. I needed Target intervention. THIS IS WHAT I SAID while shaking my head back and forth, "KNOCK IT OFF TARGET, THIS IS TOO MUCH, I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, JUST STOP IT, STOP IT. YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE, KILLING ME!!!" i think they were concerned for me.
i left with a pack of napkins. the most darling red old-school bicycle on a backdrop of robin egg blue and white polka dots.
i want the plates that match.
and the cups.
but Paisley needed formula. Guess a babies gotta eat, right?
SO, NOW YOU KNOW AND YOU CAN'T SAY SOMEONE DIDN'T WARN YOU.
See you later, I'm going to donate my plasma for $$.
**3/24/2010 @ 11:19 pm. update and confession: i went back.
i bought the plates that matched.
and the cups.
and another pack of napkins.
charged it on my target card, (that i had to dig out of the drawer because i'm not responsible enough to keep it in my wallet like a normal 31 year old woman).
i need help.